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THE CEO OF MEOW

JeanWhip.

Serious suit.
Unserious plans.

A cat with business instincts. A cardboard headquarters.
And a whip for charts that forgot which way is up.

Contract address and official links will appear here when announced.

Whip the dip ↓
JeanWhip, a bob-haired cat in a business suit and tie
EMPLOYEE OF THE MEMEChief Executive Meow

01 / THE CORPORATE LEGEND

From the boardroom.
To a meme empire.

Legend has it that JeanWhip slept on quarterly reports, sharpened his claws on corporate policies, and could postpone a meeting with a single stare.

One day, they invited him to a meeting about preparing for the next meeting. He straightened his tie, picked up his cardboard box, and left to build a meme empire.

Now his box is headquarters, Twitter is the press office, and the red dot on the wall is the only competitor worth his attention.

β€œFewer meetings. More meow.”

02 / DRESS CODE: MEOW

One cat.
Different deals.

GALA.exe
JeanWhip wearing a black tuxedo and bow tie

After market hours

Black tuxedo. White shirt. An important dinner with tuna on the menu.

VACATION.exe
JeanWhip wearing a white suit and gold tie

The sunset executive

White suit. Gold tie. Vacation approved by himself.

BOARDROOM.exe
JeanWhip wearing a navy pinstripe suit

The board of meow

Pinstripe suit. Burgundy tie. Resolution passed: cancel the meeting.

03 / POST-MEETING STRESS RELIEF

Whip the dip.

Red chart heading down? Hit it with your whip.
30 seconds. One hit. One point.

SCORE 0TIME 30BEST 0

Time to clean up the charts.

Click the red charts. On your phone, tap them.

Just a game. All charts are fictional.