
After market hours
Black tuxedo. White shirt. An important dinner with tuna on the menu.
THE CEO OF MEOW
Serious suit.
Unserious plans.
A cat with business instincts. A cardboard headquarters.
And a whip for charts that forgot which way is up.
Contract address and official links will appear here when announced.
Whip the dip β
01 / THE CORPORATE LEGEND
Legend has it that JeanWhip slept on quarterly reports, sharpened his claws on corporate policies, and could postpone a meeting with a single stare.
One day, they invited him to a meeting about preparing for the next meeting. He straightened his tie, picked up his cardboard box, and left to build a meme empire.
Now his box is headquarters, Twitter is the press office, and the red dot on the wall is the only competitor worth his attention.
βFewer meetings. More meow.β
02 / DRESS CODE: MEOW

Black tuxedo. White shirt. An important dinner with tuna on the menu.

White suit. Gold tie. Vacation approved by himself.

Pinstripe suit. Burgundy tie. Resolution passed: cancel the meeting.
03 / POST-MEETING STRESS RELIEF
Red chart heading down? Hit it with your whip.
30 seconds. One hit. One point.
Click the red charts. On your phone, tap them.
Just a game. All charts are fictional.